monthly top ten

top ten to become a toothpick man

10.gotta be talkative. to avoid dead air

  9.gotta be a good listener, if other party are talkative

  8.gotta have lots of free time, to welcome any call

  7.gotta become a 247, to welcome any call in any time

  6.u need a good cell phone then u wont miss any call

  5.when people call u out u should have time to be there

  4.when people call u out u should be there ASAP

  3.When people didnt look up for u u should not disturb him/her/it/them

  2.never let people who look up for u crush on u

  1.never crush on people who look up for u